Brawband Freelance Tiktok Videography filming & Editing 2022
Hired as a freelance videograper & editer for a live agency brief
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Hired as a freelance videograper & editer for a live agency brief ►
Brawband is a Scottish ISP company that offers many different broadband packages to areas in Scotland. In short, they are like BT and TalkTalk of Scotland.
I was freelanced by Simon Vincent & Christian Cooper of X-CMO to assist in the videography and editing of these sets of short funny TikTok skits. X-CMO also hired a comedian, who wrote a selection of blogs which you can find here. These TikTok Videos which you can watch below are designed to go along with them and be based on these blog entries.
Anti Pumpkin TikTok + Brawband blog dialect
Due to Americanisation, many people no longer know that Halloween is actually a Scottish invention. Just like Television, penicillin, headbutting buses, and Mel Gibson’s alcoholism.
Hallowe'en has its roots in Scotland's *pre-Christian culture (*Editor’s Note: With the term pre-Christian, we do not mean Fife). The festival was originally known as Samhain – an opportunity to celebrate the dying of the light and the coming of the dark. Pretty much like your average episode of EastEnders, but with funny costumes.
So, as the unelected voice of the Scottish people, I would like to set the record straight on how best to celebrate things in Scotland come October the 31st.
NO MORE PUMPKINS. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO USE A NEEP!
The American pumpkin has become the sorry face of Halloween. This is totally wrong! It’s too orange and rotund, just like their former president. If you want to make a real scary face you need to get yourself a neep. Just go on Google and then model it on the first scary face you can find.
As you can see, the neep below has been modelled on the one with the large forehead from Ant & Dec… and no, we’ve no idea which one of them is which either.
Just look at how scary that bugger is! You’ll save a fortune on sweeties when children are too terrified to come anywhere near the house
Visit a traditional Scottish haunted castle
As is well known, Scotland has always been a land filled with magic, myths, and mystery. Just look at how popular the English have made Lorraine Kelly. Totally mystifying.
Baldoon Castle in Dumfries and Galloway is famous for being haunted by the spirit of
Janet Dalrymple. According to legend, on her wedding night, Janet went insane and stabbed her husband several times.
In Paisley such activity could possibly be seen as an indicator it was time for the first dance and a lively jig to ‘Come on Eileen’.
Here's a genuine image of the ruins of Baldoon castle that appears to be sending out a subliminal message to English tourists.
They could give us health tips
Things have really improved in Scotland when it comes to life expectancy. Our lowest is 72 for men, 78 for women. Iran sits at a respectable 77 yrs. But it’s not us we’re worried about. The lowest life expectancy in the UK is Blackpool at 55! Mind you if you live in Blackpool that’s probably enough.